ROCK N' ROLL, BITCHES!

Here you'll find products that are inspired by the ROCK LEGENDS that get us out of bed in the morning or make us want to swerve into a bridge abutment but don't.  You know, them who write the songs and play their fingers to the bone and put their lives on the line.  Some of this shit we shamelessly boosted and recreated and when those products sell we donate a portion of the proceeds to drugs and/or alcohol.  

We're hearing that some of y'all be saying that there's a lot of 'The Country & Western' in here.  If that's you - suck it. These cats rock harder than most of the tender, recipe-following asswipes in your playlist and it's not our fault you're ignorant. 

And always remember - the more you spend the harder we live!