Are you sick & tired of being sick & tired because you're always misplacing your drugs?! Well suffer no more, compadre!, because we got you covered with this free-range, high-octane DRUGS BAG from MORE ABUSE ENTERPRISES. It's the ultimate accessory for people on the go. Unless you're a Cartel or a Sackler (like there's a fucking difference) this beauty has everything*— just the right size, a small inside pocket for your other stuff, and adjustable straps—to become your favorite fashion item if you're going to a festival, getting ready for a vacation, or just try to motor through your days on this Godforsaken mudball and ease the pains of everyday living.
Also, it's bright yellow and has DRUGS printed right on it.
NO MORE HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!
*Drugs not included.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper
• Silky lining, piped inside hems
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
