THOUGHTS & PRAYERS (w/ FREE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS)

Absolve yourself of any responsibility or action while still signaling that you want to appear to care with our CERTIFIED AUTHENTIC THOUGHTS & PRAYERS. 

Get some for yourself or a friend.  Makes a great gift idea and comes with a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY.  

Each package includes a minimum of 67 Prayers (equal to 1 ROMAN CATHOLIC ROSARY if you're into that sort of thing) and 2 Thoughts, which is twice as much as most people will give you.  

All purchases include FREE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS, too (LEGIT)

Irrespective of your imaginary friend of choice - these T&Ps are so pure that they'll be accepted by any diety you've made up in your head! 

FREE RANGE.  CERTIFIED ORGANIC.  

MADE IN THE USA! 

For a free sample email thinkandpray69@gmail.com