"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
This is the Journal you've all been waiting for by World-Renowned Loafer, Matt Devlin.
Inspired by the honest insights of National Treasure, IRON MIKE, this BLANK JOURNAL (REPEAT: BALNK JOURNAL!) won't last more than a minute in a bonfire but is def suitable for jotting down all your shitty ideas, secret formulas, family recipes and poems.
This journal will inspire some people and annoy others. Once the money clears, we really don't care.
Our lawyers anticipate another CEASE AND DESIST NOTIFICATION on this one within a week or two so you might as well stock up now.
All funds go toward fossil fuels, dog treats, wine and genetically modified food for our team of artistes.
Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.
• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
