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I HEART WHITMAN - the only t-shirt you'll ever need again for the rest of your life.

I HEART WHITMAN - the only t-shirt you'll ever need again for the rest of your life.

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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Whitman (formerly South Abington) is the home of Time Travel, Pencils & Apathy.
It is home to exotic dining destinations like O'Toole's Pub and Venus (the Whitman one - with the ELAINE pizza - buy 3 get 1 free).
Whitman (formerly South Abington) trees were chopped down and used in the construction of the USS Constitution which is still floating today.
You can take the train from Whitman (formerly South Abington) all the way to Braintree, get out, walk around, and realize how Goddamned good we've got it.

Everyday there's something to do in Whitman (formerly South Abington).
You can get anywhere in New England from here.
If you don't love Whitman (formerly South Abington) you're part of the problem.

This t-shirt satisfies all convenience store entry standards and has sufficient holes for your arms, torso and skull.

Designed in Whitman (formerly South Abington).
Limited Edition.
Free Shipping to Whitman (formerly South Abington) and the Continental United States.

The details.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (whatever that means)
• These are printed upon ordering so it's not goint to get to you in 14 hours like so piece of crap you buy from Amazon. We appreciate your patience.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so chillax, bro. And thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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