One should try and remain grateful and focus on the good things in life and direct their energy toward the people and the things they love. That said, everything sucks and it only gets worse so let's just be honest for a minute. This shirt comes pre-blessed by Matt Devlin - our fearless cynic and advisor. You'll feel the magic as soon as you pop your pretty little head through the pretty little head hole and bring your old arms on down through the sleeves.
Buy like 30 of 'em and give em out to all the people in your life with pretty little heads!
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Gluten-free fabric • All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - whatever the F that means • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center - oooooo la la. • Blank product sourced from outside the USA which we have no control over at this time.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
