Shut up already. You know it's true.
And it's just a t-shirt. For funsies. Lighten up, Francis.
Wear it Thanksgiving and rattle a few cages before being relegated to the KIDS TABLE where all the stimulating conversation is anyways.
It's ring-spun cotton, whatever the fuck that means. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durabilitybut they can still rip it off of you if they really want to.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Navy Blue color made from magic pellets
• Holes for your arms and stupid head accessible from big torso hole
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center (stupid)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for not bitching or blowing up our inbox with stupid questions.
