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Adventure Gear for Smuggling or Doing Stuff or Going Places. #terriblegiftidea

Adventure Gear for Smuggling or Doing Stuff or Going Places. #terriblegiftidea

Regular price $49.95 USD
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This medium size backpack is just what you need for daily use or smuggling or criminal activities or going to Yoga. The pockets (including one for your La Pistola or crystals) give plenty of room for all your other crap, while the water-resistant material will protect your you-know-what from getting all wet.

Designed in super low-key yellow so as not to draw attention. 

• Made from 100% Free Range Polyester
• Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate compartment for a 15” laptop, front pocket with a zipper, and a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders with zipper pullers
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China

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