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NEW ENGLAND WORLD TOUR - WEYMOUTH! **V.I.P.**

NEW ENGLAND WORLD TOUR - WEYMOUTH! **V.I.P.**

Regular price $50.00 USD
Regular price $1,000,000.00 USD Sale price $50.00 USD
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THE MATT DEVLIN NEW ENGLAND WORLD TOUR - WEYMOUTH SHOW!  V.I.P. Tickets for y'all big pimpin' pimpin'.  

F.Y.I. YOU’RE JUST PAYING MORE TO SIT CLOSER TO THE FRONT AND RUN THE RISK OF GETTING VERBALLY ABUSED BUT YOU LOVE IT AND YOU GOT THE MONEY, HONEY.

7/19 - Vitamin Sea Brewing. 30 Moore Rd, Weymouth, MA 02189 

This is a virtual ticket and your name will be at the Box Office (WILL CALL counter) prior to the show.  Tickets will be available for collection from 90 minutes prior to showtime and for 10 minutes after start of show (hint - be there on time).  

You can cut the line but you have to be wearing a fedora or a scarf or a fur coat and you have to announce your arrival and gloat about how you "overpaid for this shit" and "ain't gonna wait in line with these commoners".  

Also, you will be expected to receive and take at least one phone call during the performance.  

Ticket Disclaimer: Ticket valid only for the event for which it was issued. Ticket is subject to revocation with denial of admission or removal from the facility without compensation at management's discretion should the holder act in a disorderly manner or violate management's rules or regulations.

Obviously, this doesn't apply to you. 

 

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